New Diseases In Malaysia
Friday, May 23rd, 2008The Malaysian Ministry of Health is now asking the public to be on the lookout for symptoms of the following new contagious diseases.
ASSMA
Severe rashes around the mouth caused by kissing too much ass. The number-one disease in Malaysia amongst civil servants.
DIALARRHOEA
Uncontrollable urge to continually dial friends on mobile phone to share with them such important [...]
